Oddz 'N Sodz
Monday 1 January 2024
Friday 6 October 2023
Whoville today
Other residents of Whoville you never hear about:
Cunty-Loo Who
Who was at least 52
A Ho thru & thru
Why, she'd even do you!
Monday 7 August 2023
We all know it
You feel that familiar twitch
We all know it but we don’t show
it
It’s that shifty bum crack itch.
It starts in the middle with a
little tickle
And it spreads out from there
You clench your cheeks but still
it sneaks
Up and down your puckered derriere.
Your smile’s a rictus, the dread pruritus
Is causing you no pain
But if you don’t choose it, you’re
going to lose it
And go completely insane.
You’re out of options, your anus
throbbing
You crab-walk to a tree
The bears all do it, there’s nothing
to it
They scratch for all eternity.
It’s a clear consensus, you’re not
an ursus
Your butt continues to wail
Unless you’re right bent, there is no treatment
Quite like your fingernails.
Friday 4 August 2023
A spider up the bell
Monday 6 February 2023
I could be lying
Tuesday 13 December 2022
Planting native species
Again she sat back on her haunches, and tapped the pot to get the last of the soil out.
He'd gone to high school with her. He'd been an asshole even then. He'd grown into an even larger puckered buttpit when he went into real estate and eventually, opened his own development firm, his only aim in life to make money.
Hard to believe they still hadn't found him yet.